Pat, pat.

i just got back from our opening ceremony.

to be completely honest, all it ever really is is another reason for the big wigs to get together and tell each other how amazing they are, use words like "culmination" and "fruition", pat each other on the back and "isn't this the best thing that has every happened to this city, country, continent, UNIVERSE???"

(shrug.)

i mean, sure its nice. but the last time i checked we weren't saving lives or even sick puppies. we're not even pooling our money to save one of children. tsk, tsk. Sally would be so disappointed.

oh wait! i did notice that our marketing lady had new veneers, so, um, that's good.