Ocean Kayaking = Awesome.

That is all.  As you were.  

Facebook Funningness

These Facebook posts struck me as so unnaturally funny tonight that I had to share:
First:  

Q***n W***n

I finally did it. I swooped into a full elevator and just as the doors closed I turned around and said, "You're probably all wondering why I gathered you here." It went over like gangbusters.

And:

  N****n  L***h comma goes inside the quotation mark.  I just wish I wasn't so OCD that I felt I had to say that

Is my Magic Dress cape showing?

7:45pm Phone Call
Caller:  "Yes, I have three brides at my house who are considering the Magic Dress for their bridesmaid dresses.  And they would like to see them STAT."
Me:  "Are they drinking wine, ma'am?"
Caller:  "Yes, strawberry wine.  And pizza.  Did I mention one lives out of town and is only here for a short while?  Possible bachelorette party orders, too."
Me:  "Don't let them stop drinking.  I'll be right there."

8:55pm Magic Dress Demo
9:35pm Pink, Crimson, Lavender and Plum Magic Dresses are born.  Bridesmaid crisis averted. 

Just another Friday night.  

Palm to Pine.

Goodbye Port Aransas...


Hello Walker, Minnesota!

Port A. Favs Foreves

A sweet ride.

Salty bars.

Cinnamon roll(s).

A perfectly rusted garage for photo shoot.

Wild waves.


Tall boys on the beach.

 This guy. 

Island Moon Market

Island Moon Market - North Padre Island, Texas
See what you missed?

I mean, this guy liked it.

Well, at first he was all shy...

And I was all, "Good morning!  Come on in!
I have a changing room and everything." 

And he was all, "But, I was just out for coffee
and I didn't expect to see an amazing market today."

And I was all, "I know, right??? Its all cool and stuff and,
 like, awesome on the beach, right?"

And he was all, "Yeah..."

So, he shopped.  For a while.
And eventually made it to the free wine sample tent.

And that's when it got weird. 

By the time he left he was all "Heys Y'ALL.
Looks what I's gots, y'all!  Heeeeeey!"

And I was all "Hey, man, cool it.
You got your stuff, you look good...
but you gotta go.
This is a family establishment."

And he was all, "YOU'RE a family establishment."

And I was all, "Alright, bro, just take
your one-of-a-kind fringe necklace, and go.  

Come on, man, they're calling the cops."

As he left he mumbled something I didn't quite catch...
but the sun and the gleaming feathers reflected his message.

He had given me the bird.  

This is real.

Pirates.  Pizza while you wait.  Beer in mason jars.  Belt Sander Races.  The Gaff.