when i sat on my straightener and burned my backside?
member that?
ok. well. it hurts! AND it has made my left cheek almost completely out of commission, and i was really counting on that guy to get me through some serious TV watching tonight. i underestimated the viciousness of my straightener. i mean, it is a big ass burn, folks. pun intended.
ha! did you see that, Pun? in your face, i just owned you.
gives a whole new meaning to toasted buns, doesn't it?
OH! there it is again! i mean, i am on fire! or atleast, i was!!
Oh, shoot, its not even fair how hilarious i am.
*sigh* good times, good times.
Pun 1, Me 3
heh, heh
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