dearest boring apartment,
last night i was so bored with you that i practiced handstands until i collapsed.
then i tried the splits.
oh! hey splits! i didn't see you there...
hey! guess what?
you suck.
which brings me to my next point, dearest boring apartment,
what life goals will tonight's events bring inside your stale white textured walls...?
can't wait to see you!!!
kisses and whatnot,
Me
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