the poop is gone!
one nasty voicemail and one equally nasty email to my landlord is all it took, apparently. i don't know who picked it up, but i could not be happier.
in their honor, i have written a poem.
An Ode to the Cat Poop:
cat poop, cat poop, cat poop on my stairs,
i asked you to leave, but nobody cared...
what careless feline left you for me to discover?
we've gotten so close, like i was your mother.
i thought you'd grow old with me, and someday turn white,
oh, but cat poop! you are gone. and, to my delight!
-Anonymous
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