tits & babies.

oil & water.


some things should never be in the same room together.

today one of the Triplets brought his twins to work for their first showing. it is so fun to see tits sit in the corner and glare at the babies with a huge grimace on her face like they are going to attack her with their sweet sleepiness and innocent hearts. like a vampire to light. she just moved awkwardly around the room for 15 minutes and only after the mother of the babies complimented her hair did she say the babies were cute.

that's how tits operates. gets a compliment, gives one. gets, gives. gets, gives. but her first. always.