Friday, October 3, 2008

open letter to Self Righteous.

dear S.R.,

hey you! how ARE you?

hey, hey, remember that time? remember? it was at lunch today? yeah, then. when you saw the gift i gave New Girl for her birthday? you know, the super fun blinky ice cubes? and remember how you didn't have one for your drink and in your self-righteous, bitter and defensive way of feeling stupid and left out of the gwoupy-woupy you did something just SOOOOO charming like you always do? you don't remember?

well, instead of laughing at them like everyone else did...hahaha, it was so funny what you did...you light-hearted little champ, you...do you remember? instead you called them "obnoxious" and shoved your nose in the air like you were better than us just so you felt better about yourself and your joyless existence?

remember that? hahaha, remember? and, OH YEAH, oh my gosh, i almost forgtot! how could i forget?

you have no soul.

xoxo,
me

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