Tuesday, October 14, 2008

another birthday...

another time for us to hear from Self Righteous on how "she can't eat the cake, but she just wants to smell the sugar and is it good? i can smell it from here. i can't eat cake cause i'm doing Atkins diet. i've been doing Atkins for a year."

ok, LOOK, self righteous. if you have been DOING it for a year then we have heard ABOUT it for a f&cking year. every. damn. time you remotely come across a grain of sugar or a single carb WE have to hear about it.

so why do you do like everyone else and shut the hell up already?

we get it. you want to lose weight. got it. you are on a diet. check. you're chubby. it's noted. you're special. i. got. it. we ALL get it.

now please shut your trap and pass me my red velvet cupcake.

don't forget to add the extra packet of sugar on top paired with a real coke, please. bread basket.

thanks.

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