goldilocks.

i dropped off a couple of balloons at the office last night at 8:45 for the girl that always gives balloons to everyone else for their birthday. i scared the bejeezus out of the cleaning guy.

anywho, my point is that there is a work birthday lunch in 15 minutes. and Lunch Strategy must be set into motion veeeery carefully. what you want to do is go to the bathroom five minutes before everyone leaves for lunch so you can arrive slightly later than everyone else...but not in the very last car...unless there are more than three people in that car. that way you are assured atleast a one-person cushion between Self-Righteous or Tits Magee.

should Lunch Strategy fail, there are two things that could happen:
too early and Self-Righteous or Tits might snuggle up next to you.
too late and the only seat left is between the two.

you have to play it juuuuust right, goldilocks.