So, i went to a charity function last night that got me on to the local news only because i happened to be standing by a local male celebrity. i sent the video link to two of my male co-workers, bragging, of course, on how famous i am.
these are the email responses i have gotten today:
Co-worker 1: So, what time did you make it home this morning?
Co-worker 2: Who were you escorting?
CW 1: What kind of commission do you get on a deal like that?
CW 2: Does he (local celebrity) snore?
CW 1: I doubt he got much sleep.
me: Ask your wife, I'm sure she knows.
CW 2: Seriously? You went there? Is this all you got?
me: Two words: paternity. test.
CW 2: Two words: pregnancy. test.
these are the email responses i have gotten today:
Co-worker 1: So, what time did you make it home this morning?
Co-worker 2: Who were you escorting?
CW 1: What kind of commission do you get on a deal like that?
CW 2: Does he (local celebrity) snore?
CW 1: I doubt he got much sleep.
me: Ask your wife, I'm sure she knows.
CW 2: Seriously? You went there? Is this all you got?
me: Two words: paternity. test.
CW 2: Two words: pregnancy. test.
me: 
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