true story.

my sister got married this past weekend and this may or may not have happened...

my friend's husband was standing at the bar next to my dad and had just ordered a fresh beer.

while talking to my dad, he had taken maybe two sips when my dad grabbed his beer from his lips and tossed it in the trash.

he then turned to my friend's husband and goes, "get a fresh one. it's on me."

what?

my dad friggin' rocks.