she is not naturally cross-eyed, so don't let the name fool you. however, her eyes tend to travel inward when she is struck with something particularly funny. which is almost everything. and apparently, being cross-eyed triggers a stomping mechanism with her feet. laughing with CEB is in stereo because of said stomping and smoker's laugh. i will say that she is one of the sweetest people i work with. this particular 60-year old was once a scouted to be a playboy bunny, hence the "bunny" part of her name. homegirl likes her fun. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*
i have learned a lot from working with CEB over the years, things i don't think i could have figured out on my own. for example, i didn't know bras were optional at work, did you?
and, today i learned two more life lessons. CEB was my "water watcher" replacement while i went to lunch today. and while it was sweet of her to take my place momentarily, the B.O. she left in her wake was devastating to my poor tortured gag reflex and the lunch i just inhaled.
lessons for the day:
- deodorant's a b*tch.
- oust is your friend.
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