Facebook Funningness

These Facebook posts struck me as so unnaturally funny tonight that I had to share:
First:  

Q***n W***n

I finally did it. I swooped into a full elevator and just as the doors closed I turned around and said, "You're probably all wondering why I gathered you here." It went over like gangbusters.

And:

  N****n  L***h comma goes inside the quotation mark.  I just wish I wasn't so OCD that I felt I had to say that