epiphany.

It struck me as I was walking out the door last night.

A co-worker made a joke that I'm the guy from Office Space who keeps showing up to work even though I'm not getting a paycheck.

The saddest part is that I don't even have a stapler that I like. Noooo, nooo, that's not the sad part. The sad part is that it's true.
YOUR MOM IS TRUE.

(what? I couldn't go out on a sad note)