Text blessed.

These two texts came from two different people last night and as you can see, in two VERY different worlds.

Friend 1)
Can we talk tomorrow? I'm getting a crash course in characteristic curves of light.

Uh, crash course in what? Nerd alert.

Friend 2)
Shane as$hole! Hate him only peeps here and tried to dance obn booth wuld not let me.

Followed by:
Urh summertime by fresh
pronce...really???

Is that even English???? Remind me to check on her hangover today.

That's it. For some reason those stark differences struck me as really funny last night. Booze hound or dork, I don't discriminate.

Unless you're short. And then, forget it. Deals OFF.