Happy Birthday John Cusak!!!

You and I are birthday twins!

Did you know that ever time birthday twins kiss a bright white light rains ice cream and chocolate and a puppy gets its wings? And also, Celine Dion is there. With baby birds.
Its true.

I've thought long and hard about all the things in my life that I have accomplished and then much longer about what I still need to achieve.

The list below are my goals for the next 12 months.
I think they're pretty standard and more importantly, totally acheivable.

Here it goes:

*Learn guitar*
*Speaka-the-Spanisha*
*Climb a mountain*
*Fight Communism*
*Do a sweet jump while snowboarding*
*Make a million dollars*
*Give a puppy it's wings*
*Write nonsensical jibberish in a list on my birthday*

*Canoe down the Rio Grande*

*Make out with Ryan Gosling and/or Jason Mraz*

*Become more awesomer than ever imagined*

*Stop the oil leaking in the Gulf*
*Again, the puppy thing*

Ok, I think that's a good start to my year.

Am I forgetting anything?

Instructions:

How to be extremely creepy:

While running at night, but on a brightly lit and busy trail, you should wear tiny orange sunglasses and be atleast 6'5" (and I'm almost 6' so I can tell you what is a creepy height and when you're wearing the smallest sunglasses in the world at night, while running, that equals creepy-tall, not hot-tall).

Then, when a girl runs past you, say someone like me, you should do a combo of growling and whispering "yeeeeaaah" under your breath as she passes.

Then, when the girl start hauling a$$ cause of the sunglasses and growling combo you should, at the same time the girl is looking back to make sure you haven't turned around to start following her, you should abruptly do a U-turn and start following her.

This will then make the girl run as fast as she can down the brightly lit trail past busy restaurants like a frickin' Olympic champion.

Dear Sir,
I hate you.
xo,
Prizzy