well, i called him to ask if he can fix my AC last week.
him: "yeah, babe! you know you're A-number one in my book."
me: "aw, thanks, Terry, you're the best."
him: "hey! did i tell you that i'm writing a screenplay?"
me: "no! that's incredible, follow that dream, go for it!"
him: "sure am. and get this...you're one of the characters!"
me: "oh...um...awesome..."
WHAT THE...?????
THEN, if that's not bad enough i get this text this morning.
"feel like mexican tonight?"
WHAT!
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