Instructions:

How to be extremely creepy:

While running at night, but on a brightly lit and busy trail, you should wear tiny orange sunglasses and be atleast 6'5" (and I'm almost 6' so I can tell you what is a creepy height and when you're wearing the smallest sunglasses in the world at night, while running, that equals creepy-tall, not hot-tall).

Then, when a girl runs past you, say someone like me, you should do a combo of growling and whispering "yeeeeaaah" under your breath as she passes.

Then, when the girl start hauling a$$ cause of the sunglasses and growling combo you should, at the same time the girl is looking back to make sure you haven't turned around to start following her, you should abruptly do a U-turn and start following her.

This will then make the girl run as fast as she can down the brightly lit trail past busy restaurants like a frickin' Olympic champion.

Dear Sir,
I hate you.
xo,
Prizzy