i whined to the boys i work with (imagine that) that i wanted a bright and shiney nametag for my cubicle like they had on their fancy offices with doors. this is what i got.
it is by far my favorite thing in my cube!
Monday, October 6, 2008
never complain.
i whined to the boys i work with (imagine that) that i wanted a bright and shiney nametag for my cubicle like they had on their fancy offices with doors. this is what i got.
it is by far my favorite thing in my cube!
Friday, October 3, 2008
open letter to Self Righteous.
dear S.R.,
hey you! how ARE you?
hey, hey, remember that time? remember? it was at lunch today? yeah, then. when you saw the gift i gave New Girl for her birthday? you know, the super fun blinky ice cubes? and remember how you didn't have one for your drink and in your self-righteous, bitter and defensive way of feeling stupid and left out of the gwoupy-woupy you did something just SOOOOO charming like you always do? you don't remember?
well, instead of laughing at them like everyone else did...hahaha, it was so funny what you did...you light-hearted little champ, you...do you remember? instead you called them "obnoxious" and shoved your nose in the air like you were better than us just so you felt better about yourself and your joyless existence?
remember that? hahaha, remember? and, OH YEAH, oh my gosh, i almost forgtot! how could i forget?
you have no soul.
xoxo,
me
hey you! how ARE you?
hey, hey, remember that time? remember? it was at lunch today? yeah, then. when you saw the gift i gave New Girl for her birthday? you know, the super fun blinky ice cubes? and remember how you didn't have one for your drink and in your self-righteous, bitter and defensive way of feeling stupid and left out of the gwoupy-woupy you did something just SOOOOO charming like you always do? you don't remember?
well, instead of laughing at them like everyone else did...hahaha, it was so funny what you did...you light-hearted little champ, you...do you remember? instead you called them "obnoxious" and shoved your nose in the air like you were better than us just so you felt better about yourself and your joyless existence?
remember that? hahaha, remember? and, OH YEAH, oh my gosh, i almost forgtot! how could i forget?
you have no soul.
xoxo,
me
Thursday, October 2, 2008
tits gift?
so, titsy tits is a product junky and yesterday we were talking about different hair products for 30 minutes (for it is never a short convo when tits is involved). i walked into the office this morning and there is a the nicest thing on my desk - one of the products we were discussing the day before - as a gift!
who'd have thought i'd have tits to thank for my shiney locks!
thank. you. tits!
who'd have thought i'd have tits to thank for my shiney locks!
thank. you. tits!
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
goldilocks.
i dropped off a couple of balloons at the office last night at 8:45 for the girl that always gives balloons to everyone else for their birthday. i scared the bejeezus out of the cleaning guy.
anywho, my point is that there is a work birthday lunch in 15 minutes. and Lunch Strategy must be set into motion veeeery carefully. what you want to do is go to the bathroom five minutes before everyone leaves for lunch so you can arrive slightly later than everyone else...but not in the very last car...unless there are more than three people in that car. that way you are assured atleast a one-person cushion between Self-Righteous or Tits Magee.
should Lunch Strategy fail, there are two things that could happen:
too early and Self-Righteous or Tits might snuggle up next to you.
too late and the only seat left is between the two.
you have to play it juuuuust right, goldilocks.
anywho, my point is that there is a work birthday lunch in 15 minutes. and Lunch Strategy must be set into motion veeeery carefully. what you want to do is go to the bathroom five minutes before everyone leaves for lunch so you can arrive slightly later than everyone else...but not in the very last car...unless there are more than three people in that car. that way you are assured atleast a one-person cushion between Self-Righteous or Tits Magee.
should Lunch Strategy fail, there are two things that could happen:
too early and Self-Righteous or Tits might snuggle up next to you.
too late and the only seat left is between the two.
you have to play it juuuuust right, goldilocks.
george.
george decided to wear a sunflower on his tshirt the other night that he grew in his organic garden to demonstrate world peace and love. pffffffffft. freaking hippie liberal jacka$$.
go smoke some dope, you dope-smoker cat.
what a jerk.
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